FUNNY CHILDREN :)

 

Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.

Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?

Father: Ok ask.

Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.

Father: !!!??????!!!

 A man speaks frantically into the phone: 

-"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

-"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

-"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

 Knock Knock
 
-Who's there?
-Al!
-Al who?
-Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

 Knock Knock

-Who's there?
-Ike!
-Ike who?
-Ike-n't stop laughing!

FUNNIES CATS

-Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

-The retail store.

-What is a cat's favourite car?

-The Catillac.

 Leaving cat at home.
MISTERIOUSLY NOT SAVING GAS.

 

-Why did the cat run from the tree?

-Because it was afraid of the bark!